They Call Me Idol

The most exhilarating shift in the global music industry in recent decades is, without a doubt, the meteoric rise of Korean popular music, KPOP. What was once a niche genre in the modest nation of South Korea has now evolved into a record-shattering economic powerhouse. Its leading stars, the group BTS, have not only reached but also surpassed a level of global success that rivals the Beatles, marking a new era in music history. 

Thanks to the young people in my life, I was loosely aware of KPOP in the past decade. Still, I only investigated it seriously once I read an article in Forbes magazine estimating that the group BTS was worth 5 billion dollars to the Korean economy annually. I listen to the radio and stay aware of what’s new as best I can at my age, yet I had never heard a Korean song on pop radio. How could this be? Where was the 5 billion coming from each year? 

I was not alone. The entire Western music industry was caught off guard and scratching their heads. When the group made rare visits to the U.S. for interviews and promotional events, the visits always made local headlines for the absolute chaos caused by thousands of weeping and screaming fans clogging the streets and stopping traffic just to get a glimpse of the boys from South Korea. Even as BTS effortlessly sold out four consecutive nights in U.S. stadiums that held 100,000 fans, a feat barely achievable by even the most prominent acts like Taylor Swift, the news crews were doing local color pieces about the strange amount of traffic caused by an unknown group from Asia. 

It is a refreshing turn of events in a world seemingly increasingly defined by a global monoculture. The next Beatles finally appeared, and lots of people had no clue. They did it entirely outside the system. By the time BTS disbanded to do their two years of mandatory military service in South Korea, which all young men were required to do, they held over 20 Guinness Book of World Records. They had smashed dozens of decades-held industry records previously held by Michael Jackson and the Beatles.

In honor of this zeitgeist, two humble broods of Piping Plover chicks at Plover Park in Barnegat Light were named after members of BTS. In 2019, Suga, Rap Monster, and J-Hope were hatched and named after the group’s rappers. In 2020, Jimin, Jungkook (“Kookie”), and Jin (“World Wide Handsome”) were named for the singers. (There was a viral controversy on Twitter with BTS’s rabid fanbase known as “ARMY” at the time because the fourth signer, “V,” never got named because the egg didn’t hatch, but that’s a story for another time.)

As it would turn out, the names were highly fitting. Now, years later, Jimin, Suga, and Kookie have not only survived but, as recorded in NestStory, are the most popular, productive, and influential Piping Plovers on the planet. These three humble birds from the tiny town of Barnegat Light in New Jersey, of all places, now set the stage and lead the way for the global population of Piping Plovers. They are literally the Beatles of birds.

Their success is just as astonishing as their namesakes’. While Massachusettes might be the gate-keepers of the Piping Plover world, and many people don’t even know there are Piping Plovers in New Jersey, let alone on Long Beach Island, Plover Park in Barnegat Light has quietly and humbly become the literal white-hot center of the entire species.

Jimin, Suga, and Kookie are now the most influential and experienced birds on Earth. They have again proven themselves by smashing all records and laying the first 3 eggs of the 2024 season. How amazing is it that you can walk a place like Long Beach Island from end-to-end and see nothing but pavement and summer homes, then suddenly come to the end and find a tiny little slice of protected beach below the Lighthouse where not the one not the two, but the three most essential plovers in the world were hatched? It can’t be a coincidence. These three tiny birds and this one beautiful habitat are putting the world on notice and Long Beach Island on the map!

One of the reasons the rise of KPOP was so confounding for Western radio and media is that they mistakenly think of KPOP as a musical genre. It is, but only in part. In Korean culture, KPOP is equally a visual medium. The choreography, the fashion, the visuals, and even the lore and the stories behind the music are just as important as, and utterly inseparable from, the music. They don’t even call KPOP a “music industry.” They call it an “Idol industry.” Talented children audition and are accepted to join, and they train for years before they debut in a KPOP group. They must emerge as great performers, equally capable of singing, dancing, speaking, and perhaps most importantly, being likable, charming, hard-working, and admirable. They entertain by producing lovable people more than loveable music. There really is no equivalent in the West.

And now it all makes sense. When Plover Park was first created, its obvious goal was to make some room on Long Beach Island for a few Piping Plovers. But more so, it was to give them a rare, healthy, disturbance-free environment where they could not only survive but could thrive, producing healthy chicks who themselves would survive, thrive, and produce healthy chicks. And that’s precisely what’s happened.

But even more so, there is clearly some magic in Plover Park. 

Now, it’s clear the Park has been so successful that it is producing not just birds but global sensations. Jimin, Suga, and Kookie are once-in-a-generation birds.

Plover Park is producing Idols.

And they’ve already earned us way more than 5 billion dollars worth of adorableness, charm, and hope.

Congratulations to Plover Park’s very own Jimin, Suga, and Kookie on these historic achievements.

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