Spoiler alert
If I could give zero stars, I would.
Thank you for being a friend.
You are lucky the camera died.
Yes, it’s a thing.
Tomorrow could be a very special Mother’s Day.
I’m trying to be professional and it took all of my strength not to say “regular bird”
POV: You said you’d bring home dinner but you’re two hours late.
Maybe they’re impulsive. Maybe they just run hot. Or maybe it’s their diet.